Dead Steer
If you are angry because you think we re-released an old design for this week’s sticker, take another look. Our Red Steer Gulp has been very popular but everytime I’m out amongst y'all, I’m told that you endearingly called this beloved establishment “Dead Steer.” I know, it’s gross but I didn’t make it up. And anyone familiar with Kelly’s art style of choice knows that this is very, very tame. When I told him that the masses were requesting a “Dead Steer” option I was worried about what his sweet demented soul would cook up. I’ll have to admit I was both relieved and a little disappointed... But I think we’ll be safe from PETA for now. That reminds me, at the last event we did, a lady asked if we had anything for the Les Bois Horse Track. I had to be the one—not only to show her our horse glue design—but when she didn’t get it, I also had to explain it to her. The look on her face... She didn’t buy anything. Hopefully I won’t have to explain this one to anyone.
If you have never had the pleasure of experiencing Kelly’s “Non-Boise OG” work, check it out at knoppart.com. It really explains a lot... Also I will not be explaining any of them to anyone. Also, I don’t make a commission of anything sold on his website so please don’t buy anything. He’ll just buy candy and beer.
The hardest part about being a vegan is waking up at 5am to milk the almonds.
—Heidi
